10,000 BC
Okay, I’m just gonna append my brief review on this movie below Nic’s post after having watched it..
I honestly believe BC = Big pile of Crap.
This was truly a disappointment - a cringe fest, and a lousy overblown Hollywood failure.
Here’s why :
- Utterly unrealistic plot and full of holes so big, I’m surprised the producers even greenlighted this project. This is truly the biggest insult to a cinemagoer’s intelligence.
- Hollywood’s attempt at rewriting history and not even trying to be subtle about it. Obvious American propaganda again - whites become brothers with the blacks and overthrow middle eastern tyrants. Woopeedoodee.
- The terrible cliche ridden script (please kill me here pretty please).
- Lousiest action scenes ever - such a primal premise - yet here’s a movie with hardly any blood. It’s already unreal enough as it is, the lack of violence just made it even more unbelievable to me.
- Lame special effects. According to IMDB trivia, these people cut cost because the special effects ‘took too long to render’ - what sadcase excuse! One particular scene was so bad, I actually remembered similar effects back from the 80’s that were better..
- Complete lack of characterization, emotion & drama. Bad acting turned this movie into a long winded trip to nowhere.
- Storyline and screenplay was completely unoriginal and obviously stolen from the following 3 movies - Pathfinder, Apocalypto, 300 - all of which were much superior to this.
I could go on and on and on (if I didn’t mind spoiling the movie).
But this is definitely not worthy of a cinema viewing. Go buy a ciplak copy later. 
Fooie is kinda busy… I’m going to go watch this. Anyone wanna come?
