Last weekend, the 6 of us (Roy, Faz, Mickey, Andrea, Nic & I) formed a party of adventurers to explore a house in search of lost treasures (and just to scare ourselves silly).
We decided to head our own ways, and after seeing all sorts of ghostly apparitions and horrifying sights, I eventually walked into the Catacombs in the Basement and found a Spear of magical powers..
It was the fabled lost spear of the Beastmaster!
“The spear you found begins to glow with icy white fire. Before you can drop it, the fire licks up and over your body. You scream as icy needles of pain drill into your brain.. When you wake up, you feel stronger than you ever have. You can already smell the humans soiling your house. Snarling with rage, you call your beasts to you. No human will ever take your spear while you live!”
*Growl* I’ve turned traitor, as I now have some weird overwhelming urge to see my ex-teammates dead. And I have an army of zoo animals which suddenly appears throughout the house to aide me in this endeavor..
Looking all sad and solemn ain’t gonna save you guys! muahaha!
The fastest adventurer just isn’t fast enough to outrun my 2 Wolves and Hawk! muahaha!
No mercy to little girls who sneak into vaults in search of my treasure! What? Did you just try to hit me with your Toy Monkey?? Go Bear! Go Crocodile! Tear her apart! muahaha!
How dare you shine your torchlight up my skirt BOY! Well, I just found this stick of Dynamite in the closet. You don’t know it yet, but you’re gonna be in pieces.. very soon.. muahaha!
And hence once all the adventurers are dead, the traitor emerges victorious! *Evil Grin* (can’t remember the last time that happened)
“Your animals squabble like children over the corpses on the floor. The sound of fangs cracking bone fills the air. Blood stains the walls and floor, and the scent of death fills the air. Home, sweet home.”
